Have those colleagues and friends who are bragging about how long they've been gaming, and how they used to be the masters of Mario on the old NES?   Put Junior in his place with our new shirt.

Let him know you were classically trained on the Atari 2600.  You ruled the neighborhood, handing defeat to any of the neighbor kids who dared go head to head.  You didn't need any sort of game pad, all you needed was a joystick and a button.  

Oh, and when he talks the smack about the games, remind him that it wasn't all about Asteroids or those horrible versions of Pac Man or Donkey Kong.   No sir, we were yanking and banking in classics like River Raid and Demon Attack or the original running side scroll Pitfall!

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