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The Bucket List Old Age Quote T-shirt -- Black

Rules for Old Age T-shirt

$ 19.95

This t-shirt is based on the great Jack Nicholson quote to Morgan Freeman from the movie The Bucket List. One aging buddy to the other, he quoted the following great advice for rules as you age:

1. Never pass up a bathroom.
2. Never waste a hard-on.
3. Never trust a fart.

These are truly words to live by in your golden years! And this t-shirt makes a great gift for the young at heart. Just dont laugh too hard or you might test rule #3.

Tee is available in olive, army, navy, black and grey and in sizes up to 4XL.

This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women – it fits like a well-loved favorite. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester.

• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Baby-knit jersey
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves
• Side-seamed