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Rules for Old Age Mug

Rules for Old Age Mug

$ 13.95

This mug is based on the great Jack Nicholson quote to Morgan Freeman from the movie The Bucket List. One aging buddy to the other, he quoted the following great advice for rules as you age:

1. Never pass up a bathroom.
2. Never waste a hard-on.
3. Never trust a fart.

These are truly words to live by in your golden years! And this mug makes a great gift for the young at heart. Just dont laugh too hard or you might test rule #3.

Our standard 11 oz ceramic mug, which is dishwasher safe.

Buy now as for limited time only, the price includes free shipping for all customers in the USA.